Great Truths About Life........what do you think??

Sorry it's a bit long, but its funny!

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

-No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats

-When your mom is mad at your dad, DON'T let her brust your hair

-If your sibling hits you, don't hit them back. They always catch the second person

-Never ask your 4-year-old brother to hold a tomato

-You can't trust dogs to hold your food

-Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair

-You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk

-Don't wear polka dot underwear uner white shorts

-The best place to be when you are sad is grandma's lap

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

-Raising teens is like nailing jell-o to a tree

-wrinkles don't hurt

-families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts

-laughing is good exercise. it's like jogging on the inside

-middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber. not the toy

Great Truths About Life........what do you think??

LOL, that is soo true, and hilarious! Thanks, that was cute. It reminds me of one of those sayings taht my grandma always has around her house, or on those little calenders, or sewed on somehting, they're light hearted, and never seem to fail to put a smile on your face after reading it. :D

Kaylee

Great Truths About Life........what do you think??

No problemo! I should be saying thanks to you, it cheered me up and it was so cute, sweet, and funny! Report It

Great Truths About Life........what do you think??

HAHAHA....not too funny...lollol

Great Truths About Life........what do you think??

Been there done some of that'

GOOD STUFF