A Few Funny Insults - Joke?

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

A Few Funny Insults - Joke?

Your Idea Of A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Each Hand

Your Have Your Own Gravitational Pull

You Can't Afford To Pay Attention

Sorry, What Did You Say I Though You Where A Dying Beached Whale -- Your The Size Of One

Your Idea Of A Night Out With Good Friends. Runescape

Even Your Imaginary Boyfriend Dumped You

DONT EAT ME!

Have A Nice Laugh.

P.S: Can You Add Me To Contacts

A Few Funny Insults - Joke?

They are good jokes but insults aren't. Though i couldn't understand some.

A Few Funny Insults - Joke?

wish i could remember them to use when i need them.

A Few Funny Insults - Joke?

Insults are not very nice but as a joke only they are amusing.

A Few Funny Insults - Joke?

life's just like your quotes,