How do you become a voodoo doll?

How do you become a voodoo doll?

How do you become a voodoo doll? How do you turn yourself into a living breathing voodoo doll and continue to live your life as normal? To be clear no I'm not looking for any costume nor makeup suiggestions. I don't want to play dress up. I want to become the real deal. I want to become a voodoo dollman. This is not a joke I'm serious I want to learn how to become the equivalent of a voodoo doll without becoming an inanimate object. I want to retain my humanity yet at the same time be a voodoo doll. I believe the golden rule fits hand in hand with the sense of karma and would become all the more so prevalent if I were one.

Golden rule "do onto others as you'd have done to you."

People don't always do this they just say it. I'd like to help encourage them to live it. Please help me help you.

How do you become a voodoo dollperson?

Do you have to cut a piece of someone's hair amd eat it or is there some ritual.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

I'm not really sure what you're talking about. Sounds as plausible as becoming an imaginary playmate, I guess.

Perhaps you can ask Mambo Racine sans Bout at the Vodou Forum. Just Yahoo-search "Roots without End" - in fact...They're very nice folks.

(Re. "Roots without End"...I think it IS a Yahoo Forum. Good Luck.)

How do you become a voodoo doll?

You go see your Shaw man for advice

How do you become a voodoo doll?

you mean you want people to stick pins into you???

well, i guess like all voodoo dollls, you would have to incorporate someone's hair on/in you somehow....

How do you become a voodoo doll?

dont mess with voodoo if you want to get into magic start with white magic its far safer

How do you become a voodoo doll?

What sort of question is that! are you on drugs?

How do you become a voodoo doll?

i think thats impossible, i think that the movie with Chucky called "Childs play" was fiction. go to a metaphysical store and buy books on Voodoo or ask a voodoo priestess. Voodoo is actually a religion, did you know that? there is a voodoo priestess named Bloody Mary in new Orleans. Look her up online and she can answer your questions

How do you become a voodoo doll?

You might be a voodoo worshiper but yon can never be a doll.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

Get a skag habit- you'll lie around doing nothing with needles in your arm- very close to being a voodoo doll (this is a joke for all you muppets out there, I'm not condoning the use of blah blah blah...)

How do you become a voodoo doll?

Ask my sister.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

Oh, that's easy! You simply get poked as many times as you can!

How do you become a voodoo doll?

Can't happen. Voodoo dolls are not converted people, zombies are. Voodoo dolls are dolls created to harm or help those whose likeness they are created in.

You really need to find another hobby.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

You simply follow my 12 step program:

Step 1: Send me $99.95 plus shipping and handling

Step 2: Wait for the check to clear

Steps 3-12: You'll see when the check clears.

Alrighty then, just email me and I'll tell you where to send payment. Glad I could help.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

Me, I prefer Chucky.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

What the hell would you know about normal.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

You're treading on really dangerous ground here. Be careful that you don't get what you're seeking after. You can't imagine the consequences this can bring to you. Please don't go there.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

You want to retain your humanity - how about retaining your sanity?

How do you become a voodoo doll?

Learn all you can about voodoo then see if you need to ask the question.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

I'M NOT SURE DUDE BUT GOOD LUCK WITH IT -- DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL HAVE ANY FRIENDS IF YOU DO BECOME ONE. P.S. THOSE DRUGS AREN'T HELPING MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE PRESCRIPTS. THIS IS THE WITCHDOCTOR SIGNING OFF FOR NOW.

How do you become a voodoo doll?

Get real!!!

How do you become a voodoo doll?

keep smoking that garbage and you will see soon enough!

How do you become a voodoo doll?

Well, there's quite a selection of voodoo doll people to emulate. There is, of course the 'novelty shop' type of voodoo doll we shall not waste time discussing. Then there's the 'Mardi Gras' style of doll, much too flashy. Then there's the Real Deal, the doll that Hopeless, Senseless Tragedy is it's guts, and the 'Devil's Imp' is it's teacher. Violent Retaliation is it's hallmark. You, too, may now sit at your very own 'Throne of Contempt', in the 'Valley of Tears' waystation, while the 'Blood of the Innocents' pools around your cloven hooves... Yeeess. So, quick, send $59.95 to ...Voodoo You! P.O. box 666, Salem, MS., 54321 (void where prohibited)

How do you become a voodoo doll?

first we take out all your guts, then stuff some grass in

sew up all the little holes

then we get a sharpie pen and draw a cute face(much cuter

than the one you came in with)

give you some colored hair (also better than your own)

put a string thru your head

and shrink the whole thing down and put it on a set of keys

happy now