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I just ate a piece of my own hair. :-l

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Snizzlebutt my snaardgaar.

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bubble squat

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sex

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otis the banana pie

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enbaming is vital if you wish to display the deceased

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blah, the incredible blah

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the Filthy Sanchez.

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ride the crippled horse! ride on!

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My husband is shaking the cat by the neck and the cat doesn't leave!

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"my washing machine overwhelms me with its options and sophistication. "

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I don't care if it rains tomorrow.

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My vagina is falling asleep ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh it tickles

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This one time at band camp.......

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Pantaloons.

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My husband has a wrangler butt.

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Eight-year olds, Dude...

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s*m**n* w*nts s*x w*th y**

b*y * f*ck*n v*w*l *lr**dy

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Back up off me Homer....

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A tree branch is hanging down..sorry..I just looked out the window...

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Did you know that nine of the ten most poisonous snakes

in the world live in Australia?

lol (i took that quote from the movie Kangaroo Jack, by the way)

=D

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cornflakes are on the ceiling

don't know why i should have thought that.....

frightening really

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twat

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I want some banana kielbasa.

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hey, i can still hear a bird chirping

and its 10:12 PM ~

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Gwiz that's because I logged on and I'm from europe, where it's 8 in the morning.....silly Gwiz

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How much starch would you like in your undies?

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You love this question, dont you?

My oatmeal is bland.

[mwah]

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Kumquats and gypsies.