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What is a CAT?

1. Cats do what they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

7. They're moody.

8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a DOG?

1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

4. They growl when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to play.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They leave their toys everywhere.

8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss!

9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny men

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Awesome. I LOVE it...

... the wife thought it was pretty funny too...

"Look hunny, #3 has you written all over it..."

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hhaahha..

funny and true

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This is dumb!

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i dont know i got bord half way through this!!!

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True

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LOL. True?

"3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time."

Aww!

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True. Also, here are the facts for a unicorn:

1. Unicorns have horns

2. It is best if they don't smash you in the belly with their horns

3. My unicorn's name is Stubby McStubb

4. They get chafed backs if you pee in your pants while you ride them .

5. They make cotton candy taste better.

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true and false

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this is very true and funny as well

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it is true............. lol