Super curly haircut: Great Truths About Life.......what do you think???

Monday, May 7, 2012

A little long, but funny....

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

-No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats

-When your mom is mad at your dad, DON'T let her brust your hair

-If your sibling hits you, don't hit them back. They always catch the second person

-Never ask your 4-year-old brother to hold a tomato

-You can't trust dogs to hold your food

-Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair

-You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk

-Don't wear polka dot underwear uner white shorts

-The best place to be when you are sad is grandma's lap

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

-Raising teens is like nailing jell-o to a tree

-wrinkles don't hurt

-families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts

-laughing is good exercise. it's like jogging on the inside

-middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber. not the toy